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May 14, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. While speaking at a conference last week, Republican strategist Karl Rove hinted that Hillary Clinton may not make a good President due to a brain injury she may have suffered as a result of a blood...
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July 30, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. A new study shows that people who feel they have a purpose live longer lives. “I beg to differ” said Jesus. 2. A man in Buffalo is suing Starbucks claiming that employees spiked his tea with...
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January 15, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. A recent Delta flight from Cleveland to New York took off with just two passengers. Yet somehow when the second passenger got on board all the overhead compartments were already full. 2. The...
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June 5, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to sources, Jeb Bush will announce his bid for the Republican presidential nomination on June 15 in Miami. So now, once again, John Travolta’s sexuality is the world’s worst kept secret....
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November 30, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. Despite settled Supreme Court precedent, President-elect Donald Trump proposed on Tuesday a penalty, including possible jail time or loss of citizenship, for burning the American flag. Which is...
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January 11, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. Leading women from politics, the arts and other fields urged President-elect Donald Trump on Monday to support a new national women’s museum in Washington. Said Trump, “I don’t understand, D.C....
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December 15, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to a recent report, President Trump watches up to eight hours of TV a day. But, in Trump’s defense, sometimes Blue’s clues are tricky and he has to re-watch an entire episode to figure it...
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August 3, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. At a rally this week, President Trump falsely claimed that photo ID is required to buy groceries in the U.S. Which means cashiers and Nancy O’Dell frequently tell Trump the same thing, “Sir, please...
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February 11, 2019 – Monologue Jokes
1. This week, democratic presidential candidate Corey Booker revealed that he has a girlfriend. Which came as a big surprise to everyone including his wife. 2. According to a new study, eye contact is...
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December 9, 2019 – Monologue Jokes
1. A Florida woman who thought she was buying a baby bouncer from a local Goodwill as a baby shower present was surprised to find a loaded rifle in the box instead. But, since it was Florida, it was...
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